Second oneshot book

Non-binary cursing~Stendy (South Park.)

Anyone of any gender is dude for me. I've had a couple of people complain about my 'dude' thing (not here but elsewhere.) and would like to say that if you're really that sensitive, you can't go outside very often, my dude without something offending you. It's the way I speak. But honey, really, I change pronouns but dude slips really easily, my last friend group was the 'no homo' group so 'dude' was pretty much the only word in there.
Warnings: Just non-binary people cursing.
Ages: 16 both.
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Stan's POV.

"So are you a boy or a girl?"

I laugh.

"Yes," I simply answer.

"That's not a way to answer!"

"Sorry but your question is so ignorant I can't give it a second thought," I say.

Wendy bursts out laughing, yelling out,

"Fuck yes!"

I laugh.

"But like. Which one?"

"Both, I'm both in fact," I say, smiling.

"What? You can't be both!"

"I can and I am," I say.

Wendy strolls over to us, smiling.

"Bigender exists," they say.

"Oh not you too! Are you both SJW's or something?"

"Noooo," Wendy says.

"It's just who I am," I say.

"Are you trans then?"

"No, bigender," I say.

"What's that?"

"Bi-gender, bigender is bi-gendered, adjective, identity of feeling like both female and Male at the same time or on different days," Wendy says.

"I'm the first option," I say.

"You SJW's get crazier every day... what the fuck?"

Wendy sighs.

"If you've got something to say, name a time and place," Wendy says.

"What are you? This freaks girlfriend?"

"I fucking wish that'd happen," I say.

"If Stan's a freak I'm an alien to you," Wendy says, laugh.

"Oh are you some SJW bullshit?"

"Genderfluid," Wendy says.

She bows, actually bows.

"What?"

"My gender is fluid. It's in the fucking name," Wendy says.

I laugh.

"I don't understand. So what sexuality is-?"