F U WORLD, MY IDEAS ARE ALL SHIT.
Warnings: Cursing and very shitty things.. what's the name? Fuck marry kill? Yeah, I decided to do that.
Ages: 17.
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Kyle's POV.
"Let play fuck marry kill," Bebe says.
"Not even the childproof version? Just straight up fuck?" I ask.
"Come on man. With people in the room," Bebe says.
"I've got no shame, let's do this," I say.
Nichole, Stan, Red, Kenny, Token, Wendy, Baahir and Gary all gather around us, with a lot of 'fuck it' and 'no's which turn to 'fine's.
"Okay then," Bebe says.
She smiles at Nichole.
"Fuck marry kill, Nic," Bebe says.
"Marry Token," Nichole says pointing at her boyfriend.
"Of course," I say.
"Fuck Kyle and kill Stan," Nichole says.
"What did I do?" Stan asks.
"Nothing but realistically if I fucked with Kyle, I'd be on your hit list real quick," Nichole says.
"Oh true," Stan says.
"Wendy, fuck marry kill," Nichole says.
"Marry Bebe, fuck Stan and kill Kenny," Wendy says.
"Why?" Kenny asks.
"If you're truly immortal, that wouldn't do shit," Wendy says.
"Can't argue with that logic," Kenny says.
"Okay. Baahir, fuck marry kill," Wendy says.
"I don't curse a lot," Baahir says.
"Now you're gonna, we ain't making it flip," Bebe says.
"Okay then. Marry Gary.... have sex is basically the same thing so have sex with Kyle and kill Cartman, I know he's not in the room but I would stab that boy to death," Baahir.
"Out of people in the room, who'd you kill?" Stan asks.
Baahir sighs.
"Um... maybe Wendy?" Baahir asks.
"Why?" Wendy asks.
"Not really but you're closest to a person I would kill considering you're one of the prettier people here and that's a challenge," Baahir says.
"Wanna fight?" Bebe asks.
"I always thought looking natural was cute?" Baahir says, shrugging.
He rolls his eyes.
"Stan. Have sex marry kill," Baahir says.
"That is normally the order these days. But yeah," Stan says.
Which one is Wendy.
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