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Peter swears in every sentence he says basically so just a warning.
"You fucking dick head."
Peter said to his friend Ralph.
"Yeah I know."
Ralph said.
"I can't believe you set fire to your fucking hair in home ec"
Peter said.
"Yeah my mum will kill me when she gets home."
Ralph said.
"Yeah I wouldn't fucking blame her, you dipshit."
Peter said.
"Happys here, see you later wankstain."
Peter said.
"Bye fuckwad."
Ralph said.
Peter opened the door and got into the car.
"Hi Happy."
Peter said.
Happy just grunted a reply and started driving.
~~~
"Hey kid, how was school?"
Tony asked.
"It was good Mr Stark. My friend set fire to his hair though."
Peter said.
"How?"
"I don't know Mr Stark. He didn't tell me."
Peter said.
"Ok. Are you staying for the weekend?"
"Yeah. May said it's fine when I asked her."
Peter said.
"Ok."
Tony said.
~~~
"Miss Natasha, could you pass the tomato sauce please?"
Peter asked.
"Sure kid. And it's Natasha."
Natasha said.
"Thank you Mi-Natasha."
Peter said.
~~~
"Hey dickwad."
Peter said when he found Ralph.
"Hey wanker."
Ralph said.
"I got a new tattoo on Friday night."
Peter said.
"Oh sweet. Let's see it then."
Peter rolled his sleeve up and showed Ralph the spider tattoo.
"Oh cool."
Ralph said.
"Did it hurt?"
"Of course it fucking hurt. It hurt like a bitch."
Peter said, rolling his sleeve back down.
The bell rang and the two friends went to English.
~~~
"What the fuck is she talking about?"
The note that Peter passed to Ralph said.
"I don't fucking know mate."
"I just want to sleep. Is that too much to ask?"
"Yeah. She'll fucking kill you if she catches you."
"If she catches me."
"Peter. Don't you fucking dare. Don't fall asleep."
"I stayed up late last night ok."
"And so did I."
"Yeah well fuck you bitch."
"Fuck you too."
"Mr Parker, Mr Johnson, what's so interesting with that piece of paper?"
The English teacher asked.
"Nothing Miss."
Peter said.
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