"Dum-E, if you spray me again, I will donate you to MIT."
Tony warned the robot.
"Why don't you just update the robot?"
A government official asked.
"What did you just say about my child?"
Tony asked.
"I said, why don't you just update the robot?"
The man said again.
"I'll have you know that Dum-E is perfect in every single way and if you say something bad about him again I will blast you to the sun."
Tony warned.
"Sorry."
The official said.
"Good."
Tony said.
He set the machine up and it didn't burst into flames like it did in the test runs.
"Yes!"
Tony shouted and Dum-E sprayed Tony with the foam.
Tony wiped the foam from his face and glared at Dum-E.
"I can't stay mad at you my child."
Tony said, his glare softening.
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—Penguin🐧
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