Avengers One Shots (COMPLETED)

Request 3

This was requested by iamthelifeoftheparty and I hope you like it. Spideychelle.

"Ok so before we go in, I need to tell you something."
Peter told MJ.

"What is it loser?"

"Well it's two things actually."

"What is it?"

"Ok so I'm Spider-Man and-"

"I knew you were Spidey. You and Ned can't whisper."
MJ said.

"Oh. Ok so and the next thing I need to tell you is that my family is pretty weird."

"It'll be fine Pete. I know you and Ned so I'm used to weirdness."
MJ said.

"I'm just saying."

"Relax loser. It'll be fine."
MJ said.

"Ok. Let's go in now."
Peter said, opening the door to the dining room.

There was a sudden burst of noise.

"Clint get down from the fridge!"
Steve shouted.

"You can't make me! You're not my dad!"
Clint shouted.

"Tony no."
Pepper said.

"Tony yes!"
Tony shouted.

"Oh my god why did you stab Thor!"
Bruce shouted/asked.

"I needed somewhere to put my knife!"
Loki said.

"So you put it in his thigh?"
Bruce asked.

"Yes!"
Loki shouted.

"Ok Tic Tac, un-shrunk my wings!"
Sam said.

"Never!"
Scott shouted.

"Clint get down from the fucking fridge now!"
Steve shouted.

"For the last motherfucking time, I AM NOT JESUS!"
Bucky screamed.

"Sorry about this."
Peter whispered to MJ.

"It's fine."

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Peter screamed and there was silence.

Until Clint shrieked and fell down from the top of the fridge.

"Good. Everyone this is MJ, my girlfriend, MJ this is everyone."
Peter said.

"Hi."
MJ said.

"So, you've finally got a girlfriend."
Sam said, turning his chair around and sitting on it backwards.

"Sam, not you as well."
Steve said.

"We've got pizza and some vegan and vegetarian stuff."
Wanda said, probably one of the only sane people in the compound at that time.

"Cool."
MJ said.

Peter and her sat down at the table and everyone started eating.

~~~

"So, how long have you two known each other?"
Natasha asked.

"We're in the same school but we didn't start talking to each other until like a year ago."
MJ said.

"Are you in the same classes?"
Wanda asked.

"For every class."
Peter said.

"Do you sit next to each other?"
Scott asked.

"In Geography and History."
Peter said.

"Have you guys kissed yet?"
Tony asked and Pepper slapped his arm.

"Tony!"

"No."
Peter said, blushing bright red.

"What's with all of the questions?"
MJ asked.

"We're curious. Peter's never had a girlfriend before."
Tony said.

~~~

"Sorry about tonight."
Peter apologised.

"It's fine loser. It was perfect."
MJ said.

"Are you sure?"
Peter asked.

"Yeah."
MJ said.

"Ok."
Peter said.

MJ kissed Peter's cheek.

"Night Pete."
MJ said.

"Night MJ."
Peter said once he recovered from the shock of the kiss.

I hope you guys liked that one (:

—Penguin🐧