Peter on coffee

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It was just a normal Saturday. Until there was screeching being heard.

You see, someone (cough Clint cough) forgot to lock the cupboard where the coffee was kept and Peter got into it and had like 50 cups of coffee and was now crawling around on the walls, ceilings and floor, terrifying everyone he came across.

"wHeRe ArE tHe FrEsH cHiLdReN fOr Me To CoNsUmE?"
Peter screeched, crawling towards Tony.

"Whatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuck?"
Tony said, backing up into a corner and holding his fingers up in the cross.

~~~

Like ten hours later, the coffee had finally run its course through Peters body and he was now collapsed on the floor, snoring slightly.

"He looks so sweet when he's sleeping."
Wanda said.

"Yeah but when he's awake he's a fucking nightmare."
Tony said.

Tony picked Peter up and carried him into his room.

He tucked the teen into his bed.

"Sleep tight Pete."
Tony whispered and left the room.

"Now, Clint, you are going to clean the compound up because it's your fault that Peter wrecked the place. And we need a new lock for the cupboard."
Tony said, going to his room to sleep, he had been up for over 73 hours and was now extremely tired.

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