Sania: *calls out from her bedroom* Daddy?
Steve: *walks into the room* Yes, Nia?
Sania: *taps her notebook* I'm supposed to name at least five rare animals for science class. Can you help?
Steve: Of course! Let's see, there's pink, yellow, white -
Sania: Aren't those colors?
Steve: No, they're animals.
Sania: What?
Steve: Yeah! Just write them down. There's also hamburger -
Sania: That's a food, dad.
*later*
Natasha: *calls from the hallway* Steve? The kids said you helped them with their schoolwork. James told me you taught him math today.
Steve: Yeah, you know I'm good at math.
Natasha: You said two plus zero was twenty.
Steve: Because it is.
Natasha: *walks into the kitchen* Huh - wait, why do I smell something burning?!
Steve: Oh, I didn't know how to lower the fire after I turned it on...
Natasha: *furrows her eyebrows* What do you mean...
Steve: I don't know how to lower it! I turned it on and it was on the highest heat so I thought I could just make do by cooking the food like this.
Natasha: *blinks at him*
Steve: *gestures to the stove* Can you help me lower the heat in the stove?
Natasha: *sighs* Turn the stove knob. Duh.
Steve: What's a stove knob and where's that?
Natasha: *gives him a look* I know you're a terrible cook but holy shit... Is this like a dare or something?
Steve: *laughs* Yeah, anniebellchase dared me to act dumb for a day.
Natasha: *shakes her head and walks away*
Steve: *yells* You still haven't told me what the knob is and where it is!
Natasha: Ask... or rather, annoy Tony or someone else, Steve.
Steve: Oh, good idea!
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