FRIDAY: Cap?
Steve: Yes? Oh wait... Don't tell me. Is it another dare?
FRIDAY: Yes.
Steve: Two dares in a day, are you kidding me?
FRIDAY: ProfessionalRanter dares you to scream the F bomb.
Steve: Pardon?
FRIDAY: Fuck bomb. In other words, use lots of words with 'fuck' in them, in your sentences.
Steve: What?
*later*
Steve: *screaming from inside his room* FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
Avengers: *glance at each other from the lounge*
Tony: Woah. I've only ever heard his cuss like that when he's all alone in there with Nat.
Sam: Tony, that is sick.
Tony: It's the truth, Sam. By the way, where is Nat?
Natasha: I'm over here, Stark. *glaring at him from the kitchen counter*
Steve: FUCKING FUCKS OF FUCKS!
Natasha, Tony, Sam: *jump in surprise*
Tony: Fucking with extra fucks? Dang.
James: What does fuck mean?
Tony: Ah, my little Padawan. It means -
Natasha: Tony! No!
Steve: Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Tony: Good Lord, what is he doing in there?
Natasha: If he wanted to fuck, he could've just said so. *sips her iced tea*
Tony: Amen, sister. *high-fives Natasha*
Pepper and Morgan: *shake their heads in exasperation from the doorway*
Steve: *walks into the room* Fucking hello, every fucking one!
Natasha: *covers James's ears*
Tony: Language.
Everyone else: *quiet*
Tony: Someone please say that they get that reference.
Natasha: I do.
Tony: Thank you.
Steve: Are you fucking mocking the fuck out of me again, Tony?
Tony: *smirks and raises an eyebrow*
Pepper: Uhm, I do not get the reference. Is this like an inside joke or someth -
Tony and Natasha: Oh, at least we do.
James: FUCK! *giggles innocently*
Natasha: Jamie! That's not very nice.
James: *pouts* Sorry, mommy...
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