Tony: *walking around the compound* Rogers! Did you steal my suit again?!
Natasha: *in the lounge, looking out the window*
Tony: Hey, Natalie. Have you seen Steve?
Natasha: *turns to look at him* Yes, I have.
Tony: Where is he? What nonsense is he probably doing with my suit now?
Natasha: *smirks and gestures to outside the window* See for yourself.
Tony: *walks to up the window and clenches his jaw when he sees Steve outside*
Steve: *flying around outside* AVENGERS FUCKING RULE!
Tony and Natasha: *glance at each other*
Tony: *raises an eyebrow*
Natasha: *shrugs* He said it was a dare from romanogers_xoxo.
Tony: *sighs* Well... I mean yeah, Avengers do fucking rule.
Steve: *yells at him from right outside the window before flying off again* Language!
Tony: The nerve! FRIDAY?
FRIDAY: Yes?
Tony: Can you momentarily disable the suit Captain Rogers is using?
FRIDAY: Right away, boss.
Tony: *grins at her* That'll teach him.
Tony and Natasha: *turn to look out the window again*
Steve: *starts plummeting towards the river below him*
Natasha: *looks at Tony with wide eyes*
Tony: *snorts* Oh, please. He'll be fine, he's Steve.
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