Steve: *watching a movie on his laptop*
Natasha: *fast asleep beside him*
Steve: *receives a notification from vaniladraws and quietly reads it* Steve, I dare you to sneak into Sam and Bucky's room and lock them up in a closet until they get along.
Natasha: *stirs slightly* Hm... what was that?
Steve: *kisses her forehead* Nothing. Go back to sleep...
*later*
Bucky: *groggily wakes up to the sound of snores* I really need to get these walls soundproofed.
Sam: *continues sleeping*
Bucky: *furrows eyebrows* Wait a minute... these walls are soundproof, and even if they weren't, I don't have any neighbors that snore-
Sam: *snores again*
Bucky: *looks beside him, sees Sam, and immediately pushes him away* WHAT IN THE WORLD?!
Sam: *jolts awake*
Bucky: Why are you here?!
Sam: Why are you here?!
Bucky: I asked you first!
Sam: I don't know! More importantly, why are we in a closet?!
Bucky: Most importantly, why are we in Steve's closet?!
Sam: *gives him a confused look* How did you know that?
Bucky: Uhm... let's not ask those questions.
Sam: *huffs and begins tapping the locked closet door* Somebody get me out of here! The last thing I want is to be stuck in here with him while we're on our sleeping attire!
Bucky: *snickers* I have to say though, those are some nice Spongebob boxers you've got there, Wilson.
Sam: *scowls* I could say the same for you and your... Disney character shirt, Barnes.
Bucky:
Sam:
Bucky:
San: *slowly smirks*
Bucky: *walks over to his closet door and tries to open it* Somebody get me out of here! I don't wanna be stuck in here with him all night!
Sam: *sees a sticky note on the wall* Hey, Barnes. Look at this.
Bucky: *turns and reads the note* Hey guys, it's Steve. Sorry to do this. Anyways, I will probably hear you bickering in the next room, so just to let you know, you can only get out if I hear you guys get along. Try not to make too much noise though. Natasha might wake up and hear you guys, and we might all get screwed.
Sam: You've gotta be kidding me!
Bucky: Calm down. If Steve hears that we... 'get along', we can get out of this closet in no time. Come on, even if it's just a fake get-along?
Sam: Hm....
Bucky: What do you say?
Sam: Yeah... nope.
Bucky: Same. Bad idea. *shakes head*
Sam: *snorts*
Bucky and Sam: *go quiet*
Bucky: And for your information, this dude on my shirt is Eugene Fitzherbert, AKA Flynn Rider!
Sam: *massages his temples* So?
Bucky: It's different, okay? He's not just a Disney character!
Sam: Nevertheless, he is still a Disney character!
Bucky: He's more than that!
Sam: *looks at the fabric of his boxers and mutters* My Spongebob is way better...
Bucky: *gasps* You did not! You did not just stoop that low!
Sam: Aw, hell yeah I did!
Bucky: Don't you dare compare Eugene to that stupid yellow spo - hm... Well, Spongebob is... pretty good too.
Sam: Haha-
Bucky: BUT STILL! *shoves Sam*
Sam: Hey!
Bucky and Sam: *continue arguing and shoving each other*
*meanwhile*
Bucky and Sam: *arguing in the closet*
Natasha: *shifts and pulls Steve closer*
Steve: *listening to Bucky and Sam argue*
Natasha: *mumbles something through Steve's chest*
Steve: *looks at Natasha* What was that, Nat?
Natasha: *yawns* Do you... hear something?
Bucky and Sam: *continue to argue in the closet*
Steve: *shakes his head* No, I don't think so.
Natasha: Okay...
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