Ask or Dare Steve Rogers

Dare - #44

Tony and Steve: *in the kitchen*

Tony: So... Romanogers_3000 dares you to threaten any guy that looks at Natasha -

Steve: *spots Natasha talking to Sam outside and grins mischievously*

Tony: Steve, wait -

Steve: *walks away, towards Nat and Sam*

Tony: Hey, I'm not done yet - oh why do I even bother...

Sam: You see, I've got a Redwing, but I got another one like him and named the little guy as Bluewing.

Natasha: *rolls eyes and mutters* Redwing... Bluewing... What's else? Pinkw -

Steve: *walks up to them* HEY!

Natasha and Sam: *turn to look at him*

Steve: *frowns at Sam* What're you doing?

Sam: What do you mean?

Steve: You were looking... talking to her.

Natasha and Sam: *exchange confused glances*

Steve: You're doing it again!

Sam: Uh... am I not allowed to -

Steve: *takes a deep breath* DON'T LOOK AT HER! ONLY I GET TO DO THAT!

Sam: That's just ridicu -

Steve: I'M WARNING YOU, WILSON! LOOK AT HER AGAIN AND YOU'RE DEAD!

Sam: *holds hands up in the air and backs off* Okay, geez!

Natasha: Steve, what in the world?!

James: *runs towards them* Mommy! Mommy!

Natasha: *turns to James and smiles* Yes, baby? How was your day with Uncle T'Challa?

James: *giggles and reaches her* It was great -

Steve: *shrieks*

James: *jumps in surprise*

Natasha: Steve!

James: *looks up at Natasha* Mommy, what's -

Steve: *starts screeching and slowly following James* GET AWAY FROM HER! DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT LOOKING AT HER OR SO HELP ME, I WILL -

James: *starts crying*

Natasha: *hugs him tighter and tries to shush her son*

Steve: *still screeching threats at James*

Tony: *rushes outside* STEVE!

Steve: *turns to look at Tony* What is it?

Tony: You didn't lemme finish! Threaten any guy that looks at Natasha, except for the Avengers and your son, obviously.

Steve: *silent*

Tony: *sighs*

Natasha: *scowls at Steve*

James: *still crying*

Steve: Oh...

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