Natasha: So... MuffinLover3000 dares you to drink a lot and then go looking for Slenderman.
James: Slenderman?! *clutches on to Natasha*
Natasha: Don't be scared, sweetie. Mommy's here.
Steve: *grins at James* You better watch out, Jamie.
James: *whimpers*
Natasha: *glares at Steve*
Steve: *smirks and eyes the bottle of vodka on the table*
Natasha: Wait, no. Not my vodk -
Steve: *grabs the bottle and starts chugging it*
Natasha: *groans and smacks him*
Steve: Well, I'm off to find Slenderman. *walks off*
*later*
James: *sleeping*
Sania: *reading a book*
Steve: *knocks on the window* Kids! Help!
Sania: *jumps in surprise*
James: *jolts awake* Daddy?!
Steve: IT'S SLENDERMAN! I FOUND HIM BUT NOW HE'S AFTER ME!
James: *starts shaking* Hide, daddy! Don't let him get to you!
Steve: JAMIE! PLEASE, HELP ME! HELP - *falls to the ground and hides from James's view*
James: *jumps from his bed and rushes to the window* DADDY -
Sania: Jamie, get away from that wi -
Steve: *jumps in front of James outside the closed window, dressed as Slenderman, and reaches out to him*
James and Sania: *starts shrieking*
Natasha: *bursts through the door* Jamie! Nia! Is everything alright?!
Sania: *bursts into tears* Mommy!
Steve: *starts knocking on the window*
Natasha: *picks James and Sania up*
James and Sania: *cry harder*
Natasha: *marches to the window and opens it*
Steve: *speaks in a deep voice* You're next, James.
James: *clutches on to Natasha and whines* Mommy...
Natasha: *slaps the mask off of Steve's face*
Steve: Ow! *bursts out laughing*
Natasha: Steve! How could you?
James: *whimpers*
Sania: *sniffles*
Steve: You guys should've seen the look on your faces! *chuckles*
James: It's not funny!
Sania: *smiles a bit and sniffles* It... it was pretty funny...
Steve: That will teach you not to sneak out at night again to play by the lake again! Slenderman is out to get y -
Natasha: *smacks Steve on the head*
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