Natasha: Hey, 0AngieSnow0 dared you to start a prank war with the others.
Steve: Don't you wanna join?
Natasha: *smiles at him and shakes her head* Maybe later, sweetie.
Steve: *kisses her cheek and walks off* Alright then.
*later*
Sam: *running around the compound, laughing*
Clint: *chasing him, completely doused in ice water* ONCE I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, YOU'RE A DEAD MAN, WILSON!
Bucky: *bursts out of the bathroom in horror* Why the fuck is there cling wrap on the toilet?! I almost took a sh -
Steve: *grimaces* That's gross, Buck.
Wanda: *hides her smirk from the lounge*
Tony: *walks into the room, covered head-to-toe in whipped cream* Where's Rogers?
Steve: Right here, why?
Tony: *huffs and crosses his arms* You got me pretty good with the pastry ambush, Steve.
Steve: Well, you got me pretty well with the tripwire earlier, Stark.
Tony: What do you say we call it a truce? It's obvious we can't beat each other at this. We're just too good!
Steve: *raises an eyebrow*
Tony: Come on, what do you say? Truce? *puts a hand out to give Steve a handshake*
Steve: Alright, then. *reaches his hand out to shake Tony's hand*
Tony: *suddenly falls to the ground and shakes uncontrollably before they could shake hands*
Natasha: *standing behind him, her hand outstretched with her Widow Bite on*
Steve: *raises an eyebrow at her*
Natasha: *gestures at Tony* Joy buzzer on hand.
Tony: *groans*
Steve: *grins and walks towards Natasha* Well, I guess two can play at that game. We'd make a great team in this prank war, ain't that right Nat -
Natasha: *suddenly shoots him with her Widow Bite*
Steve: *falls to the ground and shakes uncontrollably as well*
Natasha: *smirks at him* No thanks, hun.
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