James: *looks up from Natasha's phone* Mommy? Who is... audreylei07?
Natasha: Why? What did she say, sweetie?
James: *tries to read the message* She says that daddy should get the Avengers to play Spin the Bottle but rig it so that when it's his turn, the bottle lands on you.
Natasha: *smirks*
James: What does rig mean?
*later*
Tony: *sweating profusely as he looks at the bottle spinning* Please don't be a guy again. I'm getting kind of tired of kissing Clint and Sam.
Clint: *scoffs* Excuse you, I'm a good kisser.
Tony: Well, I speak from experience and from what I've experienced with you, I've had better kisse - SON OF A BITCH! *looks at the bottle as it lands on Clint*
Clint: *groans* Let's get this over with.
Tony: *quickly and hesitantly kisses him on the cheek*
Thor: Ah, that's cheating. Do it on the lips.
Tony: THE ONLY PEOPLE I KNOW WHO ARE CHEATING ARE THE ROGERS! *points at Steve and Natasha*
Steve and Natasha: *making out in the corner*
Tony: WHY DOES THE BOTTLE LAND ON THE OTHER WHEN ONE OF THEM SPINS?! WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?!
Bruce: I don't think it's sorcery. Luck, probably. Whatever it is, boy is it their lucky day tonight...
Thor: Just kiss Clint already, Stark.
Tony: *curses and pecks Clint on the lips*
Clint: I've said it once and I'll say it again. I think out of the both of us, you're the terrible kisser.
Tony: *scoffs and turns to look at Steve* STEVE! HEY! CAPSICLE!
Steve: *turns to look at Tony*
Tony: Your turn. However, to make sure that you aren't cheating, I will spin the bottle for you. *spins the bottle*
Natasha: *smirks as it lands on her*
Tony: What is going on?! I'm gonna try that again! *spins it again and groans when it lands on Natasha again*
Steve and Natasha: *smirk at each other*
Tony: *keeps on spinning the bottle and groaning when it lands on Natasha every single time*
Steve: *chuckles*
Clint: Hey! Enough, Tony! It's my turn already! *grabs the bottle, spins it, and stares as it in disbelief as it lands on Tony*
Tony: *scowls before grabbing the bottle and chucking it out of the window*
Thor: Hey, no fair! I never got to have my turn!
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