Steve: *looking through his mail, opens a letter, and reads it* Hi Steve. I dare you to put Natasha and Tony in the same bed together... naked... Then, pretend to accidentally walk in and want a divorce. From, audreylei07.
Sania: Ew.
Steve: *mutters* Exactly. I'm not letting your uncle get anywhere near your mother when she's naked...
Sania: Maybe you could do a compromise, daddy?
Steve: Half-naked. That's it.
*later*
Natasha and Tony: *on the same bed, half-naked, in Steve and Natasha's bedroom*
Tony: *wakes up and yawns*
Natasha: *snoring quietly*
Tony: Wait a minute... Pepper doesn't snore. *turns to look beside him, sees Natasha, notices that they are both half-naked, and shrieks*
Natasha: *jolts awake* H-huh?
Tony: *falls on the floor, shaking*
Natasha: Tony? What -
Steve: *bursts through the door* WHAT'S GOING ON -
Tony and Natasha: *freeze and look at Steve*
Tony: *shrieks again* IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!
Natasha: *very confused*
Steve: *glares at Tony and stares Natasha dead in the eye* I want a divorce.
Natasha: *stands up* S-Steve, wait! This really isn't what it looks like! I just woke up with him yelling beside me! Believe me!
Steve: You know what, I don't even know what to believe anymore, Nat! *walks off*
Natasha: *grabs one of Steve's oversized shirts from the floor, frantically wears it, runs after him, and brushes past Pepper and Morgan* STEVE!
Pepper: *staring daggers at Tony*
Morgan: *pouting at Tony*
Tony: *gulps*
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