Steve: What do you wanna do today?
Natasha: *looks up at him* What do you mean?
Steve: Well, spongebob78912 dared me to be your personal assistant for a day, so... *shrugs*
Natasha: *smirks at him* Really?
Steve: Yes, maam. *grins*
Natasha: *cuddles close to him* I was supposed to prank-call these random people on my phone who are hitting on me, but I don't feel like it today.
Steve: But that's not professional!
Natasha: It doesn't need to be professional, darling.
Steve: *picks Natasha's phone up*
Natasha: Fine, just talk to them or whatever. I dunno, just make them stop hitting on me.
Steve: *scrolls through her contacts and dials a random person's number*
Natasha: Who did you call?
Steve: Some guy named Bryan.
Natasha: *shrugs*
Bryan: *picks up on the other end of the phone* Ah, I see that you've finally came to your senses and called me! So, what can I do for a lovely woman like you?
Steve: *turns the loudspeaker on and speaks in a girlish voice* Hey there, handsome. I need your advice on something.
Natasha: *stifles a laugh*
Bryan: Yeah, sure! What do you need help with, beautiful?
Steve: I need advice on how to get assholes like you to stop texting and hitting on my wife! If I see another text from you, I will personally track you down and teach you a lesson, do you hear me?! *hangs up*
Natasha: *smirks* Someone's jealous.
Steve: No, I'm not.
Natasha: *pecks him on the lips* Jealous.
Steve: No...
Natasha: You know, you're so cute when you're jealous.
Steve: *mutters* I'm not jealous...
Natasha: Yes, you are. *giggles as she walks out of the room*
Steve: *frowns, looks at Natasha's contacts again, and dials another random number*
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