Sania: Daddy for president!
James: No, mommy for president!
Sania and James: *furrow their eyebrows before looking at each other* Can you have two presidents?
Steve: *leans over and whispers at Natasha* What are they talking about?
Natasha: *shrugs* saibest2000 dares you to join the 2020 presidential elections against me...
Steve: Alright, fine.
Natasha: You know, whoever your opponent is, even if it's me, you're gonna win anyways. My vote goes out to you! Go, Steve!
Sania: Daddy for president!
Natasha: *nods* Yes, daddy for president!
*later*
Sam: *rushes into the lounge* WHY ARE THERE SWARMS OF FANS OUTSIDE CHEERING FOR STEVE AND NATASHA, MOST ESPECIALLY STEVE?!
Tony: *groans* Lock the facility down before they could get inside this place. I don't want to have this place disinfected again for the hundredth time this week.
Steve and Natasha: *walk into the room*
Tony: Alright, what did you two do?
Steve: *gives Tony a look of innocence* What do you mean?
Sam: Dude, you and Natasha are all over the internet today.
Wanda: Especially Twitter.
Sam: Yes, especially Twitter!
Natasha: *shrugs* Oh, we just joined the presidential elections.
Tony: What?
Natasha: *pulls a butt-shaped sticker out of her pocket and sticks it to Tony's forehead* Steve for president.
Steve: Natasha, I will not advertise myself with stickers in the shape of my butt!
Natasha: Oh, come on. It'll be fun!
Steve: Shouldn't you be worrying about your candidacy as well?
Natasha: No. Steve Rogers for president. *walks around the lounge, sticking butt-shaped stickers to everyone's foreheads*
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