Tony: You've got a dare.
Steve: *looks up from his book* Who is it from?
Tony: spongebob78912. Says to make Natasha think that you slept with her in the dark. Later on pretend that you've been on a mission the whole day and that she slept with another person.
Yelena: *grins at him while drinking vodka*
*the next day*
Steve: *walks into their bedroom, dressed in his stealth suit*
Natasha: *sits up on their bed and yawns* Good morning.
Steve: *kisses her* Good morning! I see you've slept naked again.
Natasha: *rolls eyes and smirks* Anyways... where have you been?
Steve: Didn't I tell you that I had to go on a mission? I just came back.
Natasha: *furrows eyebrows* No, you didn't. You were here last night with me.
Steve: I just came back, Nat.
Natasha: No, you didn't.
Steve: Yes, I did - wait. Are you telling me you slept with someone last night?
Natasha: I slept with you!
Steve: How the hell could you have slept with me last night if I was out on a mission? Please explain!
Natasha: This has got to be a prank! I'm sure I slept with you and only you, Steve!
Steve: You sure you don't have a spare Steve around here? Like a doppelgänger or robot Steve?
Natasha: *smacks his head* You moron!
Steve: Hey, ow! We're getting defensive over here, aren't we?
Natasha: Cut the crap, Steve!
Steve: You cut the crap! Tell me who you slept with!
Natasha: You cut the crap this instant!
Steve: You!
Natasha: No, you!
Steve and Natasha: *continue arguing*
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