Natasha: ProfessionalRanter dares you to kick Thanos in the... ahem, nuts... and scream 'fu -
Steve: Natasha. *gestures to the kids*
James and Sania: *staring at them while eating cereal*
Natasha: *sighs* You get the point.
Steve: *nods* I think I do.
Natasha: Good.
Steve: But one question... how do I do that to Thanos if he's dead already?
Rhodey: Time travel! Baby Thanos -
Steve and Natasha: Rhodey, no!
Rhodey: *huffs*
*later*
Mantis and Wanda: *paralyze and put an alternate-timeline Thanos to sleep*
Natasha: Ready?
Steve: Kind of. I'm just scared he gets past their magic and snaps.
Natasha: Did you... was that a pun?
Steve: Uhm, yeah. *grins sheepishly*
Mantis and Wanda: *facepalm*
Natasha: *laughs*
Steve: *takes a deep breath before rushing to kick Thanos in his nuts*
Rhodey: YES! JUST LIKE THAT!
Thanos: *jolts awake, screams, and struggles against Mantis and Wanda*
Steve: FUCK YOU, THANOS!
Rhodey: Haha! You go, Rogers!
Mantis and Wanda: *struggle against him*
Wanda: What's the plan now?!
Mantis: Yeah! How do we get him back to his timeline?
Steve: Oh... I haven't thought about what to do with him after this dare...
Thanos: *still struggling*
Natasha, Wanda, and Mantis: YOU WHAT?!
Steve: *smiles sheepishly* Uhm, call Doctor Strange?
Natasha, Wanda, and Mantis: *scowl at him*
Steve: Sorry about that... *rubs the back of his neck nervously*
Natasha: You moron.
Wanda: You moron.
Mantis: You moron.
Rhodey: Moron. *rushes to find Doctor Strange*
*later*
Doctor Strange: You morons.
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