Steve: *goes through his phone, then receives a message that he reads out loud* Steve, I dare you to fake kidnap James just to scare the crap out of Natasha. From, LilyEK2007.
James: *sleeping on his lap*
Steve: *stares at James and sighs* Oh, boy.
Tony: *eating a cheeseburger in front of Steve*
Steve: Hey, Tony? Do you mind disabling FRIDAY for a while?
Tony: *nods* It's always a wonderful day for me whenever I see your wife get scared once in a blue moon. Ya know what, give the little rascal to me. I'm gonna take him shopping!
*later*
Natasha: Boys, we're home! *walks into her and Steve's bedroom while holding their daughter Sania's hand*
Sania: Guess who's back from her vacation at Shuri's in Wakanda?
Steve: I missed you, sweetheart! *gives her a kiss on the cheek*
Sania: Where's Jamie?
Natasha: *nods* Yeah, where's the little guy?
Steve: *gulps and tries to act casual* Oh, he - he's somewhere around here with Morgan.
Natasha: I just saw Morgan pass by with Pepper.
Steve: *scratches the back of neck* Funny story, actually...
Natasha: FRIDAY? Can you please locate James Rogers for me? Um... FRIDAY? *gets confused when FRIDAY doesn't respond*
Sania: *very confused*
Natasha: Steve? What's going on?
Steve: You see... I went out for a morning jog... And I came back to James missing and... the system was down. FRIDAY was disabled, and the power was off and -
Natasha: ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT JAMES HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED?!
Sania: WHAT?!
Natasha: This can't be happening! Oh my God, I think I'm gonna faint. This can't be happening! Why did it have to be our baby boy? *quietly starts crying while pacing around the room*
Steve: Nat.
Natasha: *still pacing the floor, sobbing, and muttering to herself*
Steve: Natasha.
Natasha: *ignoring him*
Steve: *grabs her by the arms* Natasha, babe!
Natasha: What do you want?!
Steve: *grins goofily* I was just kidding! James is out shopping for toys with Ton -
Natasha: *knocks him out cold and breathes heavily*
Sania: *staring in horror at her unconscious father*
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