Steve: FRIDAY, please show me the latest dare or question.
FRIDAY: Right away, Cap. *shows the latest dare, which is by ProfessionalRanter*
Steve: *reads it* I dare you to act insane again, steal all of Nat's gear, and chase her while screaming 'let's make another baby'...
Tony: *quietly gives him a look of sympathy*
James: *jumping around the room* Do it! I want a baby bwother because Nia is very mean!
Sania: No, I'm not!
James: Yes, you awe!
Sania: No, I'm not! Between the both of us, you're the mean one!
James: No, I'm not!
*later*
Natasha: *arrives back home from a mission with Wanda*
Steve: *dashes towards her from across the building* NATASHA!
Natasha: *glances at him* Oh boy... He's crazy again, isn't he?
Wanda: Probably.
Natasha: All the time. All the damn time...
Steve: *still dashing towards her*
Natasha: If I don't move, he's gonna trample me, huh?
Wanda: *nods*
Natasha: *reaches out to grab her batons but realizes she doesn't have anything to grab* He's the one who jeopardized our mission and took my weapons, isn't he?
Wanda: There's a chance, I guess.
Natasha: Oh well... *speeds off*
Steve: *chases her* LET'S MAKE ANOTHER BABY! NATASHA!
Wanda: *shakes her head while smirking* Couples...
Pepper, Tony, and Morgan: *having a picnic by the lake*
Steve and Natasha: *run past the family*
Steve: *laughs maniacally* COME ON, NAT! LET'S MAKE ANOTHER BABY!
Pepper: *spits her water out right at Tony's face*
Morgan: *giggling*
Sam: *jogging around the lot*
Natasha: *zooms past him* Out of the way, out of the way!
Sam: *confused* Hu -
Steve: *right behind Sam, still chasing Natasha* NATASHA! PLEASE! I WANT ANOTHER BABY, COME ON LET'S MAKE ANOTHER ONE!
Sam: *giving them a weird look as they both run past him*
Steve: *runs past Sam, but stops in his tracks, turns to look at him while grinning widely and giggling*
Sam: Don't you dare say -
Steve: ON YOUR LEFT! *giggles*
Sam: *groaning and scowling at Steve* GOD DAMN YOU, STEVE!
Steve: *laughs loud and starts chasing Natasha again* OH NATASHA! LET'S MAKE THAT BABY! COME ON, BABE!
Natasha and Steve: *run past James*
Steve: *still screaming* LET'S MAKE ANOTHER BABY, NAT! COME ON! I KNOW YOU WANT IT!
James: *yells after Steve* I want a brother!
Sania: Don't listen to him! It should be a sister!
James: *huffs*
Sania: *sticks her tongue out and starts mocking him*
James: *pouts at Sania*
Natasha: *turns to look back momentarily* Both of you better stop encouraging your father! And Sania, stop mocking your brother!
James and Sania: Sorry, mommy.
Clint: *leaves one of the front doors open and walks out without noticing Natasha and Steve running straight towards him*
Natasha: *turns head back to look at where she's running towards just in time to slam right into the door*
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