Natasha: *grimaces as she looks at her phone*
Steve: What's wrong, Nat?
Natasha: *looks at Steve* RetroSSJ21 dares you to kick Tony in his... 'you know what' everytime he says something with the letter 'a' in it.
Steve: So like... the amount of times he says a word with 'a' in it is the amount of times I kick him or...
Natasha: That's one way to interpret it, but let's just go with that.
Tony: *walks in while carrying James*
James: Mommy! Daddy! Uncle Tony took me shopping! I got lots of toys that goes pew pew pew!
Steve and Natasha: *glance at each other*
Tony: I hope you don't mind. Gotta spoil my favorite godson once in a while, ain't that right? No big deal... I promise it won't be all the time though.
Natasha: *grimaces again*
Steve: *counts in his head and mouths to Natasha* Eight times?
Natasha: *shrugs*
Steve: *grabs James and hands him to Natasha*
Tony: Okay, sorry I took him without you permission alright? I just wanted to bond with the little kiddo. James is fun to be with, and I could tell that Morgan likes him.
Steve: *whispers to himself* Fourteen. *kicks Tony in his 'you know what'*
Tony: *shrieks and crumples to the floor* Are you that mad?!
Steve: *keeps kicking him*
Tony: *rolling around the floor and howling in pain*
James: *shrieking while crying* UNCLE TONY!
Steve: Natasha, why are you letting James watch me - *accidentally kicks Tony in the face*
Tony: *shrieks louder*
Steve: Oh crap, sorry.
Natasha: *facepalms*
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