Natasha: Hey, DemigodofCrops dares you to kidnap Elle.
Steve: *furrows eyebrows* Who's Elle?
Natasha: *squints and tries to read the postscript* P.S. she is the daughter of - You know what, fuck this. Just kidnap some random person named Elle because I can't read this smudged ink in the postscript.
Steve: *shrugs and walks off* Alright, then.
*later*
Natasha: *watching the news* Sweetie, isn't that that missing girl in the TV from Maleficent?
Sania: *looks at the TV* Oh, yeah! She plays Aurora but I'm pretty sure her real life name is Elle... Fanning.
Natasha: Elle Fanning?
Sania: Yeah. *continues playing with her dolls*
Natasha: *walks out*
Steve: *enters their floor while holding a tied-up Elle Fanning in his arms*
Elle Fanning: *looking at Natasha* Help!
Natasha: *jaw drops* Did you really just kidnap Elle Fanning, Steve?!
Steve: Who?
Elle Fanning: *scoffs* Excuse me?!
Natasha: *facepalms* She's an actress.
Steve: Oh... so that explains the bodyguards earlier.
Elle Fanning: Please let me go! And to think that goody-two shoes Captain America was the one to kidnap me!
Steve: *sheepishly looks at her*
Elle Fanning: *glares at him*
Natasha: *sighs in annoyance* Steve! Please bring her back and find a different Elle to kidnap.
Steve: But -
Natasha: Now.
Steve: *rushes out to bring Elle Fanning back*
Natasha: I swear, I married an idiot.
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