Natasha: *eating some popcorn while watching Knives Out on their television*
Steve: *walks into the room* Natasha?
Natasha: *continues watching* Hmm?
Steve: Um... I need your help with a dare. audreylei07 told me to get you to agree to 'break up' with me as a way of pranking the others. *uses air quotes*
Natasha: *smirks and stuffs some popcorn in her mouth* Alright, wait. I'll just finish this movie.
Steve: Alright. *sits down beside Natasha and watches the movie with her*
*later*
Natasha: *stomps into the dining room*
Avengers: *look up from their lunch*
Steve: *walks into the room* Nat! I'm really sorry! I didn't mean to!
Natasha: *starts crying* I can't believe you would do that to me!
Clint: *stands up and walks over to Natasha* Hey, what's going on?
Natasha: *hugs Clint and sobs into his shirt*
Tony: What did Steve do?
Pepper: *elbows him in the stomach*
Tony: Ow! Pepper!
Pepper: *glares at him*
Steve: *groans* Nat -
Natasha: Get away from me, Steve! I don't want to talk to you!
Steve: But -
Natasha: I SAID I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU! I HATE YOU!
Clint: *glares at Steve* You heard her.
Steve: *sighs in annoyance* I think... I think it's best if we just ended this.
Thor: *chokes on his tater tot*
Steve: We should just break up... get a divorce...
Clint: *scowls at Steve* You coward -
Natasha: You're right... we should just end this...
Clint: Nat, what are you saying?
Tony: *jaw drops*
Bruce: *stares at them in shock*
Sania: Mommy?
Avengers: *look up to see James and Sania at the doorway*
Sania and James: *looking them with teary eyes*
Yelena: *walks into the room and sees Sania and James* Hey, why are my niece and nephew upset?
Sania and James: *start sobbing*
Yelena: *looks at them, at Natasha, and then at Steve before scowling* You! What did you do this time?
Steve: Yele -
Yelena: *shoves him onto the wall*
Steve: Help! Nat!
Yelena: You ask her for help when you just fought her? Huh?! *curses him in Russian and reaches her hand up to choke him*
Natasha and Steve: *panicking* YELENA, IT WAS A PRANK! YELENA!
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