Steve: *reads a random text message from his phone* I dare you to duct tape Tony to the ceiling and tell Pepper that he's meeting another woman. However, Natasha should tell Pepper the lie because you suck at lying. From, vaniladraws.
Natasha and Sania: *quietly laughing behind Steve*
Steve: I can hear you guys...
Natasha and Sania: We know you can!
*later*
Tony: *struggling on the ceiling* STEVE! GET ME OUT OF THIS - MPH!
Steve: Keep quiet or else I'm not getting you down from there anytime soon.
Tony: *groans*
Steve: *grins and presses his ear against the door*
Natasha and Pepper: *talking outside the room*
Steve: *smirks* You hear that? That's a sound of an angry wife, and it's not my wife.
Pepper: What do you mean another woman?!
Natasha: I've seen him with a lot before.
Pepper: A LOT?!
Natasha: Yeah...
Pepper: WHERE IS HE?! I OUGHT TO BEAT SOME SENSE INTO HIM!
Tony: *eyes widen*
Natasha: Oh, last I saw him, he was walking out of your bedroom with some other chick. I might have heard something about Vegas.
Pepper: Of course he'd take a chick to Vegas -
Natasha: Oh, but lucky for you... we caught him before he could take her to Vegas.
Pepper: What do you mean?
Natasha: Walk inside that room over there and look up at the ceiling.
Natasha and Pepper: *walk into the room and look at Tony from the ceiling*
Tony: Shit!
Pepper: Shit, indeed. Hey, Nat?
Natasha: Yeah?
Pepper: Do you mind if I get some food from the fridge?
Natasha: *raises an eyebrow* Uhm... this isn't my room... it's one of Tony's spare bedrooms.
Pepper: Oh, right. Good! *opens the fridge, takes some eggs and tomatoes out, and grins*
Tony: PEPPER! LISTEN TO ME! THEY ARE LYING! I DIDN'T DO - OW!
Pepper: *throws some eggs and tomatoes at him*
Tony: PEPPER - AH! STOP IT!
Pepper: SHUT UP! *continues pelting him with eggs and tomatoes*
Steve and Natasha: *high-five each other*
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