James: Daddy! *rushes up to Steve and holds his hands up, motioning Steve to pick him up*
Steve: *lifts him up and lets him sit on his shoulders*
James: *pats his head repeatedly* Can you dress up as Patrick from Spongebob?
Steve: *chuckles* Why, Jamie?
James: Because Gabbyromanogers dares you to dress up as someone embrrassing and walk around town with mommy and the othew Avengers! *giggles*
Steve: Wait... what?
James: Yeah! *giggles*
*later*
Natasha: *yells from the lounge* Steve, hurry up! We're gonna be late in picking up Nia and Morgan from school if you don't hurry, which also means that we're gonna be late to our reservation at the restaurant with the others!
Steve: *rushes outside, wearing only green and purple shorts while his whole body is painted in bright pink*
Natasha: What the fuck...
*later*
Natasha: *opens the car to get out*
Steve: *starts opening his car door*
Natasha: No. Stay here in the car and watch over James! Or else. *slams the door shut*
James: *giggles from his child safety seat* Mommy's mad at ya, daddy!
Steve: *sighs*
James and Steve: *wait for the girls*
Steve: *doesn't notice that the paint on his body starts drying very badly and cracking on the area around his face*
James: *looking at Steve while trying to stop himself from giggling*
Morgan and Sania: *get in the car* Hi James!
Sania: *kisses James on the cheek and ruffles his hair*
James: *smiles*
Sania: Oh, hi daddy! *leans forward to peck Steve*
Steve: *turns to look at Sania*
Sania: *looks at him and stares*
Steve: *stares back*
Sania and Steve: *stare at each other silently*
Sania: *starts shrieking*
Morgan: Huh? *turns to look at Steve and starts screaming*
Morgan and Sania: *start shrieking* UGLY OLD PINK MONSTER!
Steve: No I'm not -
Sania: *smacks him in the head and starts crying* I want my daddy!
Steve: *groans in pain*
Morgan: *still shrieking*
Natasha: *gets in the car and sees what's going on* Are you kidding me?
Morgan and Sania: *clutch on to Natasha*
Sania: Mommy, big, old, ugly, half-naked pink monster! Make him go away!
Steve: It's just me, kids - *tries to hug Sania*
Morgan: *shrieks louder*
Sania: *swats his arms away and smacks his head again*
Natasha: *groans and bangs her head on the steering wheel*
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