Natasha: *sleeping peacefully beside Steve*
Steve: *smiles softly before grabbing Natasha by the shoulders and shaking her violently* Nat! Natasha, wake up!
Natasha: *slowly wakes up* Huh? W-what's going on?
Steve: There's an emergency!
Natasha: What do you mean? Are the kids alright?
Steve: I forgot to buy milk at the grocery store!
Natasha: *scowls* You... you woke me up for that?!
Steve: I need to tell the kids!
Natasha: Don't you dare! Don't you dare wake the kids up for your nonsense!
Steve: *rushes out of the room*
Natasha: Son of a bitch! *hastily runs after him*
Steve: *bursts into the kids' room* Guys! Wake up! Wake up!
Sania and James: *groggily wake up*
Sania: What's going on?
James: *yawns and rubs his eye*
Steve: I FORGOT TO BUY MILK! WE DON'T HAVE MILK!
Sania: *furrows her eyebrows* Huh?
Natasha: *rushes up to him, smacks his head, grabs him by the ear, and drags him away*
Steve: Ow, Nat -
Natasha: Shut up.
Steve: spongebob78912 dared me -
Natasha: I SAID SHUT UP!
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