Steve: *walks to the fridge, holding a cup of coffee, and sees a sticky note attached to the fridge* Steve, I dare you to act crazy, kidnap kids, tie them to a car, and drive said car off a pier while screaming 'America'. From, ProfessionalRanter. Yeah, right... as if I'd do something like this.
James: *from the dining room* Daddy, my milk?
Steve: Hold on a second, buddy!
James: Okay...
Steve: *gets the sticky note from the fridge and does a double-take when he sees another note behind the first one* You better do it or else I will kidnap all of the Avengers' kids and do it myself.
James: Daddy!
Steve: *pales, grabs carton of milk, brings it to James, and leaves the room* I've gotta go, bud. Tell your mom I had to do something, okay?
*later*
Natasha: *walking around the compound with James and Sania* Steve, where are y -
Steve: *dashes by in a car with a bunch of screaming children, while headed for the Hudson River pier they have at their compound* AMERICA!
Natasha: STEVE?!
Steve: *gets out of the car just in time before the car falls into the river* AMERICAAAAAA!
Sania: *starts shrieking*
James: *runs off, screaming*
Natasha: *looks mortified* WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Steve: *widely grins at her and laughs maniacally* THAT WAS FUN! AIN'T THAT RIGHT? WANT ME TO SHOW THAT KIND OF FUN TO JAMIE AND NIA TOO?
Sania: *starts crying and clutching on to Natasha* Mommy... I don't want him to do that to me...
Natasha: *hugs Sania tightly and glares at Steve* You just - What? No! Not with our babies! But the kids - what did you do to those poor kids?
Steve: *grins* I had fun with them. You heard them scream, right? Those were screams of amusement. They had fun! I had fun! We all had fun! I just love kids -
Sania: *starts crying louder* Take me away from him, mommy! I wanna go away.
Natasha: *puts Sania down*
Sania: *quickly runs off*
Steve: *about to chase her*
Natasha: *knocks him out, then makes a mad dash for the river to try and save the kids in the car*
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