James: *looks up from his high chair and stares at Steve while holding his iPad* Daddy!
Steve: Yes, buddy? *turns to look at James*
James: *smiles and hands him the iPad* Message!
Steve: *takes the iPad and reads the message* I dare you to bring him a kid that looks like you and tell Natasha that it is your son. From, audreylei07...
James: *grins innocently and takes a sip from his baby bottle*
Steve: So I'm guessing a complete stranger that looks like me, but younger.
James: *shrugs*
*later*
Natasha: *walks into the lounge* I'm home!
James and Sania: *run up to her*
Natasha: *picks James up* Hello, sweethearts! How's your day -
Sania: Mommy, do you know that we have another brother?
James: Yeah! Daddy brought him here today! He's in the kitchen with daddy!
Natasha: *frowns and looks at Sania*
Sania: *shrugs*
Natasha: *calls out* Steve?
Steve: *calls back out from the kitchen* Yeah?
Natasha: What did I tell you about adoption?
Steve: That it isn't necessary for us?
Natasha: Then what's this about a kid you brought home that Nia and Jamie keep saying?
Steve: *walks out of the kitchen with a five-year-old boy that looks like him* Nat, meet my son, Aiden.
Tony: *almost chokes on his Doritos by the counter*
Natasha: *jaw drops*
Aiden: Hi.
Natasha: *drops James in surprise*
James: Wheeeeee!
Sania: *catches James and gently puts him down on the floor*
Natasha: *still staring at Aiden* Who's his mom?
Steve: I'm not sure telling you would be a good ide -
Natasha: WHO IS HIS GODDAMN MOTHER, STEVE?
Steve: This chick I once hooked up with at a bar... I think her name was - *looks at Aiden for help*
Aiden: Annie.
Natasha: *eye twitches* How old is this kid?
Steve: Nat -
Natasha: Aiden, how old are you?
Aiden: I'm five.
Natasha: *glares at Steve*
Sania: Aw, no way! I'm five, too!
James: *giggles* I'm two!
Aiden: *smiles at them*
James and Sania: *smile back at him*
Natasha: *glares harder at Steve* Do you guys mind if I talk to your father for a moment?
Sania: Go ahead.
Natasha: Good. *grabs him by the ear, drags him outside, and starts screaming at him*
Sania, James, Aiden: *silent*
Tony: *awkwardly continues eating his Doritos*
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