Sania: *walks up to Steve* Daddy, there's someone outside named Gabbyromanogers who said that she dares you to set uncle Tony's lab on fire and blame it on mommy.
James: It's okay, daddy. My fire truck is always here in case you need it to put the fire out! *giggles and lifts his fire truck toy*
Steve: *sighs and smiles at James*
*later*
Avengers: *panicking around the compound*
Tony: FRIDAY, where's the fire?!
FRIDAY: The fire is located in your lab, Mr Stark. It is currently being extinguished, though.
Tony: Oh... wait a minute. My lab?!
FRIDAY: Yes.
Morgan: Oof.
Sania: *nods and high-fives Morgan* Agree. Big oof.
Tony: How did the fire start, FRIDAY?!
FRIDAY: Captain Rogers started the fire with the use of a flamethrower.
Avengers: *glare at Steve*
Tony: *screeches*
Natasha: *facepalms and groans*
Steve: *tries to look innocent*
Avengers: *glare harder at Steve*
Steve: *points at Natasha* It was Nat's idea.
Avengers: *quiet*
Sania and James: *start laughing*
Natasha: *looks at him incredulously* Are you kidding me?
Steve: No, I'm not kidding around. *looks at her seriously*
Natasha: *grabs James's fire truck toy and throws it at Steve's head*
Steve: Ow! Nat, that hurt!
Natasha: You deserve it.
James: Mommy, my toy!
Natasha: I'll buy you a new one, baby. *pats his head*
James: Really?
Natasha: Yes, sweetheart.
James: *looks at his old toys and hands them to Natasha* Hit him again! Hit him again!
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