Steve: *walks into the room while putting ice on his swollen cheek*
Tony: What happened to you?
James: Mommy and daddy had a fight after he came back from the first dare. He took mommy's favorite widow bites.
Tony: Oof! Anyways, RetroSSJ21 dares you to act like you're insane.
Steve: In front of all those Avengers outside? Are you crazy?
Tony: I'm not, but you are. *smirks*
*later*
Tony, Fury, and Natasha: *inspecting a map of New York*
Natasha: Alright, I've managed to track down -
Steve: *stumbles into the room while holding his shield*
Tony: Ah, Capsicle! Just in t -
Steve: *starts laughing like a maniac and he stumbles over to Fury*
Fury: Steve, I assure you that this is no time for jokes! *glaring at Steve*
Steve: *grins and laughs like a psychopath at Fury and speaks in a high-pitched voice* Hello, Nicky!
Natasha: *tries to cover her snickers by pretending to cough*
Fury: *scrunches eyebrows together* Motherf -
Tony: Nicky? Good one, Steve! *laughs*
Steve: *sees Natasha* Ah, Black Widow!
Natasha: *raises an eyebrow at him*
Steve: *reaches into his pocket, grabs its contents, and starts throwing tons of Black Widow spiders everywhere*
Fury: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!
Steve: Ow, a spider just bit me... Oh well!
*starts chasing Fury while destroying everything in the way, using his shield*
Steve: COME BACK, NICKY MY DEAR!
Fury and Natasha: ROGERS!
Natasha: *throws a few taser disks at Steve*
Steve: *falls to the floor*
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