Natasha: *playing with Floof and James*
Steve: *walks in*
Natasha: Oh, hey. You just got a dare from ChildOfChaos714 a few minutes ago.
Steve: *sits beside her and pulls James onto his lap* What is it?
Natasha: She dares you to win in a fight against Thor, Clint, Tony, Bruce, and me.
Steve: *jaw drops in shock* I can't do that!
Natasha: *shrugs*
Sania: *walks into the room* Mommy, aren't we supposed to prepare for uncle Tony's party later?
Natasha: Oh, you're right, darling!
*later*
Everyone except Steve: *very drunk*
Steve: *looks around* This is too easy, I swear. Hey, who wants to challenge me to a fight?
Clint and Thor: Me!
Tony: *scoffs* Me too! But I'll be easy on you, Cap. Don't wanna damage that beautiful face of yours too much.
Steve: Bring it on, tough guys!
Clint, Thor, and Tony: *yell and charge*
Steve: *side-steps and avoids Tony*
Tony: *smacks into a wall and groans in pain*
Clint: *runs up to him*
Steve: *raises his fist*
Clint: PLEASE DON'T HURT ME! I SURRENDER! HAVE MERCY! *runs off*
Thor: *trips on Steve's foot and falls face-first onto the floor* Ow...
Bruce: *slurs* I am still the strongest Avenger!
Steve: Wanna bet?
Bruce: Yeah!
Steve: Rock, paper, scissors?
Bruce: *nods*
Steve and Bruce: *play rock, paper, scissors*
Bruce: *picks rock*
Steve: *picks paper* Haha!
Bruce: *whines* No fair!
Steve: I win, you loser!
Bruce: *whines again and stomps off*
Steve: *walks towards Natasha*
Natasha: *fast asleep on the couch*
Steve: How about you, Nat? Do you wanna fight with me? *nudges her gently*
Natasha: *shifts and yawns* Hmm? No, I don't think so...
Steve: Oh, come on now... but I wanna fight with you. How about a spar?
Natasha: No... but if it makes you feel better, I accept the challenge, but I surrender because I'm that lazy. Which means you win.
Steve: Alright then, I win. *chuckles*
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