Steve: Hey, Tony?
Tony: What is it, Capsicle?
Steve: Do you have an invisible suit or something?
Tony: *gives him a confused look*
Steve: It's for a dare by ProfessionalRanter.
Tony: Hm... I might have a suit with a cloaking device. I'll call you when I find it.
*later*
Sam, Bucky, and Rhodey: *chilling in the lounge*
Steve: *wearing Tony's suit with the cloaking device and walks closer to Sam*
Sam: *chewing on some popcorn while watching Money Heist*
Steve: *blows air and whispers in Sam's ear* Sam...
Sam: *flinches* Stop messing around, Bucky! I'm trying to watch!
Bucky: *looks at Sam from the opposite end of the couch* What do you mean? I'm over here.
Sam: *turns to look at Bucky with a confused look on his face* Then who just... Rhodey?
Rhodey: *walks back into the lounge after refilling his bowl of popcorn* What?
Sam: Uhm... nothing.
Steve: *taps Sam on the shoulder*
Sam: *looks around nervously*
Bucky and Rhodey: *continue watching Money Heist*
Steve: *whispers in Sam's ear again* I'm coming to get you, Sam Wilson.
Sam: *shrieks and jolts up*
Rhodey: *drops his popcorn in surprise*
Bucky: What the hell, man?
Sam: *shakily scoots to Rhodey and Rhodey*
Steve: *walks over to them and smacks Bucky on the head*
Bucky: What the -
Steve: *picks up Rhodey's glass of water from the table*
Bucky: *gasps and points to the 'floating glass of water*
Sam: *shrieks and hides behind Rhodey*
Rhodey: *pales* What the hell?
Steve: *splashes water all over Sam and Rhodey*
Rhodey: *quickly stands up* Shit!
Sam: *faints*
Bucky: *rushes out the door*
Rhodey: *rushes after him* Wait for me!
*later*
Natasha: *finishes reading their kids a bedtime story*
Steve: *inside the room, still wearing the cloaked suit*
Sania: Good night, mommy.
James: Night night, mommy.
Natasha: Good night, you guys.
Sania: *pats her teddy bear's head and smiles as she lays down on her bed* Good night, Taffy.
James: *yawns* Why do you even talk to your teddy, Nia?
Sania: Shut up, James.
Natasha: That's enough, both of you.
James: What? It's not like the teddy is gonna reply to her-
Steve: *lifts Sania's teddy bear in the air* Good night, Sania!
Natasha:
James:
Sania:
James and Sania: *slowly glance at each other before shrieking*
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