Tony and Steve: *eating their breakfast*
Tony: Hey, this one is addressed to you. *hands him an envelope*
Steve: *opens the envelope, pulls out a letter, and reads it aloud* Steve, I dare you to tell Natasha that you want a divorce and -
Tony: *spits his coffee out* WHAT? YOU WANT TO PUT HER IN A BAD MOOD?
Steve: *wipes the coffee off his face*
Tony: I need to make sure that I should be out of the house later! *rushes out of the room*
Steve: *continues reading the soggy letter* And later on, tell her it was only because you wanted to marry her again. From, audreylei07.
*later*
Steve: *walks into James and Sania's room*
Natasha: *playing with the kids* Hi, Steve.
Steve: Hey, Nat. Uhm... listen...
Natasha: Hm? *looks up at him*
Steve: I want a divorce.
Sania: *freezes*
Natasha: *jaw drops*
Steve: *walks out of the room*
Natasha, Sania, and James: *very quiet*
Natasha: *starts tearing up*
James: *confused as he leans over to Sania* What's a divorce?
Sania: *nudges him and shoots him a look*
Natasha: *sobs*
*later*
Steve: *gets up in the middle of the night and walks to the kitchen*
Natasha: *eating some ice cream*
Steve and Natasha: *eye each other*
Natasha: *huffs and turns her back towards him*
Steve: *sighs*
Natasha: *sniffs as she scoops up some ice cream*
Steve: Are you crying, Nat?
Natasha: *sobs* No... what makes you say that?
Steve: *walks up to her*
Natasha: *hugs him and cries* I don't want a divorce! Please don't do this to me, Steve!
Steve: I'm sorry, Nat... but I want a divorce. What are you going to do about it?
Natasha: *sobbing into his chest* Please don't.
Steve: I'm only gonna divorce you for a while because I wanna marry you again, Nat.
Natasha: W-what?
Steve: *chuckles* Does that make you better now?
Natasha: *sniffles* Yeah... I guess.
Steve: *kisses her forehead* Good.
Natasha: Wait, we're not really gonna get a divorce though, right?
Steve: *chuckles and shakes his head*
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