Tony: *walks into the room, chewing on some raisins* Hey, so you need to kidnap Nat but actually take her on a date.
Steve: *putting ice on his swollen cheek from when Natasha slapped him* Says who?
Tony: Gabbyromanogers. *shrugs and walks away*
Steve: *groans and rummages through the cabinets for some rope and plastic bag*
Natasha: *passes by and glares at him*
Steve: Aw, come on Natasha. How many times do I have to apologize?
Natasha: Fuck off.
Steve: *sighs* Don't make me do this.
Natasha: Do wha -
Steve: *quickly puts the bag over her head and drags her away while holding her tightly*
Natasha: STEVE! *starts flailing and kicks him between the legs*
Steve: *groans in pain but keeps dragging her away*
*later*
Natasha: *tied to a chair with the bag still over her head*
Steve: *sitting in front of her* Are you calm now?
Natasha: *quietly mutters* Yes... maybe.
Steve: Good. *takes the bag off her head*
Natasha: *sees the fancy dinner table in front of them and sighs* Oh, Steve...
Steve: *smiles softly*
Natasha: *smiles back and sees the spaghetti and meatballs* Uhm... could you untie me?
Steve: Oh, yeah. *walks over to untie Natasha from the chair*
Natasha: Thanks. *suddenly smacks him in the head*
Steve: OW!
Natasha: *nonchalantly starts eating her spaghetti and meatballs*
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