Steve: I was dared by somedayparis to be nice to your uncles Sam and Bucky for a day.
James: Why? Are you being mean to them?
Steve: *chuckles and pokes James's nose* No, I'm not.
*later*
Sam: *reaches his hand out to open the door to the lounge*
Steve: *rushes to Sam's right and opens the door for him*
Sam: *raises an eyebrow* I don't see why you had to open it for me, but thanks...
Steve: *nods*
Sam: *grins at Steve* By the way, on your left.
Steve: *rolls eyes* Alright, you got me.
Sam: I finally got you! Haha! Sucker! *happily makes his way inside*
Steve: *returns to his seat on the couch* I almost forgot! Sam, there's some lasagna in the kitchen. I made some for you.
Sam: Well, you sure are in a good mood today! *skips into the kitchen*
Bucky: *walks into the room and yells* WHO THE FUCK STOLE MY METAL ARM?!
Steve: *grins raises Bucky's metal arm in his hand* It's here, don't worry! I was just being nice by polishing -
Bucky: Give it back right now. *tries to yank it away*
Steve: *tugs on the arm* Just let me finish polishing it.
Bucky: Give it back, Steve! Now!
Steve: Just let me finish this! I'm doing you a favor!
Bucky: I don't care! Give it back!
Steve: Not yet! I meed to finish this, Bucky!
Steve and Bucky: *pulling the arm back and forth*
Steve: *accidentally tugs at the arm hard enough to bend it in a weird angle*
Sam: *walks back into the lounge while holding a plate of lasagna and stifles a laugh* Oh, Steve. I don't know what happened, but all I know is that you are so screwed now.
Bucky: *jaw drops as he looks at his arm*
Steve: Maybe if you just let me finish polishing it -
Bucky: *grabs the broken arm and starts chasing Steve with it*
Steve: *makes a run for it* I WAS DOING YOU A FAVOR!
Bucky: *waves the arm in the air* THEN DO ME ANOTHER ONE AND LET ME SMACK YOU HARD ENOUGH WITH THIS TO KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO YOU!
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