Natasha: ChildOfChaos714 dares you to use lame pick-up lines on Tony.
Sam: Oh, that's easy for him. Almost anything he says is lame anyways.
Steve: *snickers and shakes head* Sam...
*later*
Tony: *bends over to pet Natasha's new cat Liho* Oh, hey... Good kitty.
Sam and Natasha: *video-taping from afar*
Steve: *pops up behind Tony* Are those space pants? Cuz your butt looks out of this world!
Tony: Huh, what?
Sania and Morgan: *shriek from the other room* WAS THAT A GRAVITY FALLS REFERENCE?!
Tony and Steve: *ignore them*
Tony: Steve, wha -
Steve: On a scale of one to ten, you're a nine.
Tony: Excuse me, but only a nine?
Steve: Yep, and I'm the one you need. *grins*
Tony: Alright, what is going on here?
Steve: Are you from the U.K.? Because I want you, 'kay?
Sam: *trying so hard to hold his laugh*
Natasha: *grinning in amusement*
Tony: Steve -
Steve: Do you have a name, or can I call you mine? *winks*
Tony: My name is Tony, and I'd very much appreciate it if you stop flirting with me. *runs off*
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