Ask or Dare Steve Rogers

Dare - #92

Tony: You're screwed.

Steve: Uhm, why?

Tony: You've gotta pretend that you don't have kids with Nat. It's a dare by somedayparis.

Steve: I'm screwed.

Tony: *nods in agreement*

*later*

Steve: *reading a book*

James: *runs into the room while holding his drawing* Daddy! Look what I drew!

Steve: *ignores him*

James: *furrows his eyebrows and taps Steve's knee* Daddy?

Steve: *swats James's hand away*

James: Daddy!

Steve: *flips through the next page of his book*

James: Why are you ignoring me?

Steve: *continues to ignore James*

James: *pouts and continues tapping Steve's knee while trying not to cry*

Steve: *silently whispers to himself* I really hope he doesn't tell his mother-

James: I'm telling mommy! *rushes out of the room*

Steve: *takes a deep breath* Shit...

Natasha: *walks into the room while carrying James*

James: *crying onto the crook of Natasha's neck*

Natasha: Steve, what did you do?

Steve: *looks up from his book* What do you mean, Nat?

Natasha: James said you're being mean to him.

Steve: *raises an eyebrow* Bucky? I haven't seen him all day.

Natasha: *furrows her eyebrows* No, I meant Jamie.

Steve: Who's Jamie?

James: *sniffles* See, mommy? He's been ignoring me.

Natasha: Steve, that's enough.

Steve: I didn't do anything!

Natasha: If you aren't, then why is James very upset about you?

Steve: I didn't do anything to Bucky!

Natasha: That's because I'm not talking about Bucky! I'm talking about our son James!

Steve: *gives her a confused look* Son? What son? We don't have a son.

James: *whimpers and cries*

Natasha: *rubs James's back soothingly* Shhh, it's okay, James.

Steve: *looks around* Do you hear someone cryi -

Natasha: *slaps Steve* I told you to stop it.

Steve: Oww... *rubs his cheek*

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