Natasha: SommerTime3815 dares you to make a play with Loki and use Tony's money to help you get to Broadway.
Steve: *sighs, stands up, and walks up to Thor on the lounge* Hey Thor?
Thor: Yes? *eating pop tarts*
Steve: I kinda need your brother for something...
Thor: *raises an eyebrow* Who needs Loki for anything when you've got me?
Steve: Thor...
Thor: Alright, fine.
*later*
Tony: Alright, so I've rented out this theater for a day. The Avengers are out there, waiting for the show to start. Nat will be taking a video of the play, and I'll see what I can do to try and get this to Broadway. Alright? Alright. *walks away*
Steve: What are we supposed to do now? We don't even have a script!
Loki: Leave it to me. Just pretend to be Thor. *pushes Steve out of the curtains*
Steve: *awkwardly stands there*
Avengers: Go, Steve!
James: *sips from his baby bottle*
Sania: *chews her popcorn*
Steve: Uhm... I am Thor. God of thunder. I am worthy!
James: Boo!
Tony: You heard the kid. Boo!
Loki: *slithers out of the curtains as a snake*
Thor: *starts laughing*
Steve: *groans and silently mutters as he looks around* Loki, where are you?
Loki: *slithers up to Steve*
Steve: What's a snake doing here? *backs away cautiously*
Loki: *shape-shifts back into his normal form with a knife and lunges to stab Steve*
Steve: *shrieks in surprise and dodges, pushing Loki away*
Loki: *falls flat on his face and groans*
Avengers: *very quiet and in shock*
Thor: Haha! Take that, Loki!
Everyone: *turn to look at Thor incredulously*
Loki: This is not how it's supposed to happen! You were supposed to be Thor!
Steve: Yeah, well I was acting like Thor! Until you tried to stab me!
Loki: But Thor was supposed to get stabbed!
Steve: But it didn't say so in the script now, huh?
Loki: THAT'S BECAUSE THERE WAS NO SCRIPT!
Steve: EXACTLY! AND WHO'S FAULT WAS THAT?
Loki: BUT I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE IT TO ME!
Steve: AND I DID LEAVE IT TO YOU BECAUSE I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU TO TRY AND STAB ME, YOU IMBECILE!
Loki and Steve: *start arguing on the stage*
Tony: This isn't even gonna come close to Broadway...
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