Tony: Hey, audreylei07 dares you to come home with Scarlett Johansson and tell Natasha that you are in love with Scarlett.
Peter: *starts to chuckle*
Steve: *slowly turns to look at him with a raised eyebrow*
Peter: *gives him a look of innocence as he tries to stifle his chuckles*
*later*
Steve: *comes home with Scarlett* Nat, I'm home!
Scarlett: *very drunk*
Natasha: *walks out of their bedroom door* There you are - uhm... why is Scarlett with you?
Scarlett: Tasha? That you? Hi, Tasha!
Natasha: *gives Steve a confused look* Yeah, it's me. Hi, Scarlett.
Steve: Nat, I have something to tell you.
Natasha: I hope it's an explanation on why you brought a drunken celebrity here.
Steve: *takes a deep breath* I love Scarlett now.
Natasha: *eyes widen* What?
Scarlett: *cuddles into his chest* Aw, I love you too, Chris.
Natasha: *jaw drops* You can't be serious, Steve.
Scarlett: *looks confused* Wait a minute, what do you mean Ste -
Steve: Yeah, well I am. What's not to love about her?
Natasha: *scowls* We have almost the same attitudes, like, and dislikes, Steve! We're almost the same person but she's actually a natural-born brunette and I'm a redhead.
Steve: Well then, maybe I like brunettes better. I'm thinking of dumping you and dating her.
Scarlett: What do you mean by dumping Tasha? You two are together?! I thought we were together!
Natasha: She's with Chris!
Scarlett: *points at Steve with furrowed eyebrows* So this isn't Chris?
Steve: Nope.
Scarlett: You're Steve, huh?!
Steve: Yeah. *gives her a sheepish look*
Scarlett: *pouts at Steve before gasping* Wait, so Chris is probably at the bar waiting for me! Oh no! Bring me back there, Cap -
Chris: *bursts through the door* Scarlett?! You here?!
Scarlett: Chris! *runs to him and hugs him*
Steve: *frowns and grabs Scarlett's hand* Back off, Evans. She's mine.
Chris: *holds Scarlett tighter* Mine.
Steve: Mine.
Chris: Mine!
Steve: Mine!
Chris: MINE!
Steve: MINE!
Chris and Steve: *continue arguing for a long time*
Natasha and Scarlett: *slowly glance at each other*
Chris and Steve: *let go of Scarlett and start shoving each other*
Chris: You back off! She is mine!
Steve: Mine! You back off, Evans!
Natasha: *looks at Scarlett* I married an idiot.
Scarlett: *giggles* I'm dating an idiot.
Natasha and Scarlett: *sigh* Why did we have to fall in love with idiots?
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