Natasha: Hey, I've gotta go somewhere right now and I'm leaving the kids with you, so bye. I'll be back in five hours or more.
Steve: Nat -
Natasha: By the way, ProfessionalRanter dares you to eat the infinity stones. Gotta go, love ya! *walks out the door*
*later*
Steve: How the heck am I supposed to eat the infinity stones?
Tony: *walks past the doorway*
Morgan: *rushes up to him* Daddy! Did you try to make the bubblegums I wanted to try?
Tony: *pulls out a pack of bubblegums* Yes, dear. I even thought of something original and memorable like my near-death experience with the gauntlet. These are Stark Gums: Infinity Stones! Comes with the the flavors of green apple, grapes, blueberry, mango, and strawberry. I also tweaked it a bit. I know you love bubbles, so you can also blow these and they can become real floating bubbles!
Steve: *stares at Tony*
Morgan: Yay!
Tony: *about to hand the pack to Morgan*
Steve: *grabs the pack and runs away*
Morgan: *screams* UNCLE STEVIE?!!
Steve: *runs to the end of the hallway, looks them in the eye, pours the bubblegums into his mouth, and literally just swallows them*
Tony: *looks at him incredulously*
Morgan: *starts sobbing*
Steve: *starts hiccuping, and bubbles of different colors suddenly float out of his mouth*
Morgan: *stops crying, looks in awe at the bubbles, and reaches out to touch one* Oooh! Bubbles!
Tony: *grabs Morgan's hand* Don't touch those, little missy! Those have germs! You don't want germs now, do you?
Steve: Help! *still hiccuping bubbles*
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