Natasha: MuffinLover3000 dares you to punch everyone and when they get mad, yell 'SURPRISE'.
Steve: Woah -
Natasha: Also, pull Pietro out of his grave, fully alive, after yelling.
Steve: Okay, that's a tough dare. How am I supposed to raise the dead?
Natasha: *shrugs and sips her milkshake*
*later*
Natasha: *walks into the room*
Tony, Sam, and Maria: *holding ice packs to their respective cheeks*
Sania: *crying on the floor with a bruise on her arm*
Natasha: *walks into the room and sees Sania* Oh my God, sweetheart! You okay?
Sania: *sobs* Dad... He-he punched me on the arm and it hurts.
Tony: You're lucky he punched your arm. He punched me on the face and I think it's gonna leave a mark on my beautiful f -
Natasha: Shut the hell up, Tony.
Tony: *rolls eyes*
James: *runs into the room, crying* Mommy! Mommy!
Natasha: *crouches down to him* Did daddy hurt you too, Jamie?
James: *sobbing continuously while nodding* He punched on the shoulder... it hurts, mommy!
Steve: *walks into the room*
Tony, Sam and Maria: *yell at him in protest*
Sania and James: *whimper and cling close to Natasha*
Clint and Wanda: *walk into the room with bruises on their faces*
Clint: Ah, there you are! *about to punch him*
Wanda: Go for it, Clint! *scowls at Steve while grabbing an ice pack from Tony and pressing it to her cheek*
Tony: Hey!
Natasha: Guys, wait!
Everyone: *look at Natasha*
Natasha: *gestures to Steve*
Everyone: *glare and scowl at Steve*
Steve: *grins* SURPRISE!
Everyone: *raise an eyebrow*
Pietro: *dashes in, flashing everyone a grin*
Wanda and Clint: *faint*
Sania and James: *confused*
Tony: *jaw drops*
Steve and Pietro: *smirk* Didn't see that coming?
Pietro: *frowns at Steve* No. That is my line.
Steve: Oh, sorry.
Natasha: *sighs*
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