Natasha: *leans her head on Steve's chest while they watch a movie on Steve's laptop* pilimagele dares you to sing Tony a song, by the way.
Steve: *glances at her* What song?
Natasha: 'I Love You 3000'.
Steve: *kisses her forehead* I love you three thousand, too.
Natasha: That was the song name I just said.
Steve: Oh... but you still love me, right?
Natasha: *smirks* Yeah, I do.
*later*
Steve: *follows Tony around*
Tony: Alright, what's the deal with you following me around?
Steve: *mutters to himself before singing* Baby, take my hand. I want you to be my husband, 'cause you're my Iron Man, and I love you 3000!
Tony: *gives him a weird look*
Steve: Baby, take a chance 'cause I want this to be something straight out of a Hollywood movie.
Tony: What the hell?
Steve: *walks close to Tony*
Tony: *takes a step back*
Steve: I see you standing there in your Hulk outerwear-
Bruce: *passing by the doorway* Huh?
Tony: *mouths at Bruce* Help me.
Bruce: *quickly walks away*
Steve: *continues singing* - and all I can think is where is the ring 'cause I know you wanna ask -
Tony: First of all, there is no ring! Second of all, the only thing I wanna ask if for you to get away from me now because this is just weird.
Steve: *ignores Tony and keeps singing*
Tony: *groans*
Steve: *finishes singing and grins sheepishly at Tony*
Tony: That was a good song and you're a good singer.
Steve: Thank y -
Tony: But it was weird how you sang it to me after chasing me and backing me up into a corner so I'm gonna have to say I didn't like it.
Steve: *pouts* Aw...
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