Dare - #112

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Natasha: Listen, Steve and I have something to say to you guys...

Avengers: *turn to look at them*

Wanda: *raises her eyebrows* What is it, Nat?

Steve: *grins* We're having twins!

Natasha: *smiles*

Bucky: Double trouble, huh? *chuckles*

Steve: *gives him a playful scowl*

Bruce: Do you know if they're gonna be boys or girls or a boy and girl?

Natasha: No, but I'd love for them to be girls.

Thor: *chuckles* Wait until your son hears about that...

Steve: *smirks* None of you better tell them.

Sam: Are you naming one after me? You guys have to! It's unfair that only Bucky got named after one of the kids!

Bucky: *smirks* Losers.

Sam: What did you just say, Barnes?

Bucky: Loser.

Tony: Oh, come on. It's pretty obvious that they're gonna name at least one after me. Anthony or Antonio in case of a boy. For a girl however, Antonia -

Steve and Natasha: *scoffs*

Sam: Samantha?

Maria: Mario for a boy!

Steve: Isn't that a video game character?

Maria: What's your point?

Clint: How about Clinton or Clintona?

Natasha: *chokes on her pizza*

Steve: *spits his orange juice and bursts out laughing*

Clint: It's not that bad! Try considering it!

Natasha: *still coughing from the pizza* How about if I try to knock some sense into you?

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FRIDAY: somedayparis dared Captain Rogers to fake an announcement about Miss Natalie being pregnant with twins.

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