Natasha: Listen, Steve and I have something to say to you guys...
Avengers: *turn to look at them*
Wanda: *raises her eyebrows* What is it, Nat?
Steve: *grins* We're having twins!
Natasha: *smiles*
Bucky: Double trouble, huh? *chuckles*
Steve: *gives him a playful scowl*
Bruce: Do you know if they're gonna be boys or girls or a boy and girl?
Natasha: No, but I'd love for them to be girls.
Thor: *chuckles* Wait until your son hears about that...
Steve: *smirks* None of you better tell them.
Sam: Are you naming one after me? You guys have to! It's unfair that only Bucky got named after one of the kids!
Bucky: *smirks* Losers.
Sam: What did you just say, Barnes?
Bucky: Loser.
Tony: Oh, come on. It's pretty obvious that they're gonna name at least one after me. Anthony or Antonio in case of a boy. For a girl however, Antonia -
Steve and Natasha: *scoffs*
Sam: Samantha?
Maria: Mario for a boy!
Steve: Isn't that a video game character?
Maria: What's your point?
Clint: How about Clinton or Clintona?
Natasha: *chokes on her pizza*
Steve: *spits his orange juice and bursts out laughing*
Clint: It's not that bad! Try considering it!
Natasha: *still coughing from the pizza* How about if I try to knock some sense into you?
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FRIDAY: somedayparis dared Captain Rogers to fake an announcement about Miss Natalie being pregnant with twins.
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