Dare - #33

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Steve: *reading a sticky note attached to his jacket* Steve, I dare you to carry Natasha around like a sack of potatoes for an entire day. From Romanogers_3000...

James: *giggles* Potatoes! Yummy yummy potatoes in my tummy!

Sania: *also giggles*

*later*

Steve: *walking towards the dining room with Natasha slung over his back*

Natasha: Steve.

Steve: Hm?

Natasha: Are we not going to talk about this?

Steve: Nope. You don't seem to mind anyways.

Natasha: *sighs and hums to self*

Steve: *walks into the dining room and plops down on his chair*

Natasha: *accidentally hits her head on the backrest* Ow! Steve! What the hell?

Steve: Oh my God, I am so sorry!

Everyone: *stares at them*

Sam: *rolls eyes* Couples these days...

Steve: *accidentally hits his spoon with his elbow and watches as the spoon falls on the floor* Oh, whoops.

Sania: Pick it up in five seconds or the germs go to your spoon, daddy!

Steve: I'm on it, sweetie. *picks it up and quickly sits back up again*

Natasha: *hits her head on the backrest again* STEVE!

Steve: Sorry, Nat. I didn't mean it.

Natasha: *rubs her sore forehead and groans*

Sania and James: *glance at each other*

Sania: Daddy, carry me too!

James: No, me!

Sania and James: *glare at each other before running towards Steve*

Steve: Wait, guys, no!

Sania and James: *jump on Steve*

Steve: *manage to catch both of them* Whoa, you guys are getting heavy -

Natasha: *bangs her head on the headrest again, falls to the floor, and groans again while glaring up at Steve* STEVE, I SWEAR, YOU ARE SO IN FOR IT LATER BECAUSE I WILL REPEATEDLY SHOVE AND BANG YOUR GODDAMN HEAD ONTO THE WALL! LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT!

Steve: *pales*

Sam, Tony, and Bucky: *snicker*

James: *sticks tongue out at Steve* Daddy's in trouble again!

Sam: Let us known later how getting your head banged feels like, Steve.

Wanda: *spits her water out*

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