Steve: *reading a sticky note attached to his jacket* Steve, I dare you to carry Natasha around like a sack of potatoes for an entire day. From Romanogers_3000...
James: *giggles* Potatoes! Yummy yummy potatoes in my tummy!
Sania: *also giggles*
*later*
Steve: *walking towards the dining room with Natasha slung over his back*
Natasha: Steve.
Steve: Hm?
Natasha: Are we not going to talk about this?
Steve: Nope. You don't seem to mind anyways.
Natasha: *sighs and hums to self*
Steve: *walks into the dining room and plops down on his chair*
Natasha: *accidentally hits her head on the backrest* Ow! Steve! What the hell?
Steve: Oh my God, I am so sorry!
Everyone: *stares at them*
Sam: *rolls eyes* Couples these days...
Steve: *accidentally hits his spoon with his elbow and watches as the spoon falls on the floor* Oh, whoops.
Sania: Pick it up in five seconds or the germs go to your spoon, daddy!
Steve: I'm on it, sweetie. *picks it up and quickly sits back up again*
Natasha: *hits her head on the backrest again* STEVE!
Steve: Sorry, Nat. I didn't mean it.
Natasha: *rubs her sore forehead and groans*
Sania and James: *glance at each other*
Sania: Daddy, carry me too!
James: No, me!
Sania and James: *glare at each other before running towards Steve*
Steve: Wait, guys, no!
Sania and James: *jump on Steve*
Steve: *manage to catch both of them* Whoa, you guys are getting heavy -
Natasha: *bangs her head on the headrest again, falls to the floor, and groans again while glaring up at Steve* STEVE, I SWEAR, YOU ARE SO IN FOR IT LATER BECAUSE I WILL REPEATEDLY SHOVE AND BANG YOUR GODDAMN HEAD ONTO THE WALL! LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT!
Steve: *pales*
Sam, Tony, and Bucky: *snicker*
James: *sticks tongue out at Steve* Daddy's in trouble again!
Sam: Let us known later how getting your head banged feels like, Steve.
Wanda: *spits her water out*
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