Sam: Please turn the volume on.
Bucky: *groans* Again?
Sam: Just do it!
Bucky: *turns the volume on*
Sam: Is that the best you can do, Barnes?
Bucky: IT'S THE BEST THAT THE TELEVISION CAN DO! IT'S ALREADY ON FULL VOLUME, WILSON!
Sam: But it's not enough for me to hear the movie well!
Bucky: Yeah, well I think you need to get your ears checked!
Sam: You know what I think? I think those two should stop making out in front of us! *points at Steve and Natasha*
Steve and Natasha: *making out loudly on the couch beside Sam and Bucky*
Bucky: I see your point-
Sam: Thank you!
Bucky: But I don't quite like you so I still think you need to get your ears checked!
Tony: Both of you shut up!
Morgan: Can I watch the movie now?
Tony: Not yet, Maguna. *keeps on covering Morgan's eyes and ears*
Morgan: *groans*
Peter: *walks into the room* Hey guys - WOAH!
Tony: *takes a deep breath* PETER, GET OUT!
Peter: *blushes when he sees Steve and Natasha and walks out the door* Uhm... I'll just head out!
Tony: REMEMBER TO STAY INDOORS!
Peter: Mr. Stark, I know what I'm doing!
Tony: *grumbles under his breath*
Steve and Natasha: *continues making out*
Natasha: *tugs at Steve's shirt*
Sam: *groans and covers his face with his hands* Please don't.
Steve: *tries to take his shirt off while continuing to kiss Natasha*
Tony: KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON, ROGERS!
Steve: *lets go of his shirt* Okay... fine...
Natasha: Take the shirt off...
Tony: Don't you dare take that shirt off!
Natasha: *whimpers* Take it off, Steve...
Tony: Don't you dare! Don't you dare!
Bucky: WILL YOU GUYS STOP SCREAMING?! I CAN'T HEAR THE MOVIE ANYMORE!
Sam: Yeah, well I think you need to get your ears checked, Barnes!
Bucky: Go screw yourself, Wilson!
Tony: I see that hand on her butt, Rogers! No groping as well!
Morgan: What does groping mean?
Tony: *slings Morgan over his shoulder* I think it's time for you to go to bed, Morgan!
Morgan: But it's only six-
Tony: *walks out the door* No buts.
Morgan: What are Auntie Nat and Uncle Steve doing?
Tony: Don't look at them, Morgan!
Morgan: Are they making babies again?
Tony: Morgan!
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