Natasha: ChildOfChaos714 dares you to choose between Bucky and Sam as your best friend.
Bucky and Sam: *rush into the room and plop down on the chair, squishing Steve in between them*
Bucky: I was first.
Sam: No, I was!
Bucky and Sam: *start bickering*
Natasha: *clears throat*
Bucky and Sam: *look at her and slowly stop fighting*
Natasha: Who is it gonna be, Steve?
Bucky and Sam: *stare him dead in the eye* Yeah, Steve?
Steve: *getting very uncomfortable* You know what, I'm gonna be fair and say that you're both my best friend. I mean, it's the truth, right? Now, I want you guys to accept that and get along.
Sania and James: *shake their heads in disagreement*
Sania: That's boring!
James: Yeah!
Bucky and Sam: *start chanting* Choose one. Choose one. Choose one.
Sania, James, and Natasha: *join in the chanting*
Steve: Everyone, stop!
Everyone: *stops chanting*
Steve: I'll settle this the traditional way! It's just so hard to choose between you guys.
Everyone: *raises an eyebrow*
Steve: *points at Sam and Bucky* Rock, paper, scissors for it.
Sam and Bucky: *hesitantly play rock, paper, scissors*
Natasha: That was completely childish though. *raises an eyebrow when Sam wins*
Sam: Yes! In your face, Bucky! *jumps up, throws hands up in the air, and accidentally smacks Bucky so hard in the face that he gets knocked unconscious*
Sania: Literally in the face.
Sam: Crap.
Sania and Steve: Language.
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