Tony: *hands Sam a bowl of soup* How's my cooking? Better than Barnes's cooking, am I right, Wilson?
Sam: *tastes the soup and raises an eyebrow*
Tony: What?
Sam: *tastes the soup again and bursts out laughing*
Bucky: Mine's better, right?
Sam: Did you actually cook or just added boiled apple juice to some some pork and vegetables?
Bucky: *grimaces* What?
Natasha: *drops her spoon after tasting the soup as well* Now I can't get that thought out of my head.
Tony: What do you mean?
Sam: Bucky wins this Avengers cook-off round!
Tony: What?
Bucky: In your face!
Tony: *grabs a spoon, tastes his soup, and spits it out* What in the world?! This tastes like Morgan's apple juice!
Sam, Natasha, and Bucky: *glance at each other with raised eyebrows*
Sam: Told ya.
Tony: I want a rematch!
Bucky: Just admit defeat, Stark!
Tony: No! This is a mistake!
Bucky: Sucks for you!
Tony: *glares at him* Loser. I cook better!
Sam and Natasha: *laugh*
Tony: I bet someone sabotaged my cooking!
Bucky: *snorts* As if.
Steve: *smirking from the corner*
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