Natasha and Steve: *walking around the supermarket*
Natasha: *looking through the chocolate aisle* Steve, what chocolate bars did Nia want us to buy again?
Steve: *smiling at a lady across Natasha*
Natasha: Steve? *turns to look at him*
Steve: *winks at the woman*
Natasha: *furrows her eyebrows and turns to looks at her*
Woman: *blushing*
Natasha: *shoots her a glare*
Woman: *sheepishly walks away*
Steve: Nat, what was that about?
Natasha: *scoffs* I should be asking you that question.
Steve: *smirks* Are you jealous?
Natasha: *grabs some chocolate bars and rolls her eyes at him*
*later*
Natasha: *rummaging through her bag for her wallet*
Steve: *starts flirting with the cashier* You're pretty cute, can I ask for your number... or maybe we could hang out sometime? What do you say?
Natasha: *pauses and slowly looks at Steve in disbelief*
Cashier: *raises an eyebrow* Sir, I'm married.
Steve: Yeah, well so am I but we could still make it work -
Natasha: *suddenly slaps Steve*
Steve: Nat-
Natasha: *scowls* I have had enough! This is literally the fifth time you've tried to flirt with someone here and I have had enough of this bullshit!
Steve: *grabs her arm* But Natasha-
Natasha: *pulls her arm away before walking off*
Steve: Wait, where are you going?
Natasha: Home.
Steve: But wait for m -
Natasha: You're walking home with the groceries! End of discussion! *walks out of the supermarket*
Steve: *awkwardly looks around*
Cashier and everyone else: *gawking at him*
Steve: *sheepishly looks at the cashier* I'm sorry about that. It was a dare by Rashford1235, which was to make my wife jealo -
Cashier: *also slaps him on the face*
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