Peter: *bursts into the facility and dashes into the infirmary* Mr. Stark?!
Natasha: *looks at Peter while hugging James, and shakes her head*
Sam: *pats Peter on the shoulder* I'm sorry for your loss, Peter. I know how much he meant to you.
Morgan: *hugs Peter by the legs and bawls*
Peter: *sobs and walks up to Tony* How did this happen?
Sam: I don't know... I was just back from a morning jog with Steve when I heard a loud thump from the lounge. I go there to find out what it was and I see him unconscious and bleeding, surrounded by broken shards of glass from one of the windows!
Tony: *laying dead on one of the beds, with white sheets covering his whole body except for his face*
Peter: *hugs Tony* No... Mr. Stark... Please.
Tony: Morgan! I'm home! Are you in here? *walks into the room and stops as he sees what's going on* What's everyone doing here? What the...
Peter: Huh? *looks back and forth between dead Tony and the Tony at the door*
Natasha: *quietly mutters to self* I told Steve this would backfire.
Clint: *facepalms*
Sam: *whispers* This is awkward.
Peter: *scared and confused* What's going on?
Tony: *walks up to dead Tony* Who's this? Because I'm sure as hell I'm still alive.
Peter: Skrull alert! But who's the Skrull?
Tony: *slaps dead Tony*
Dead Tony: *sits up* Ow! Geez, that hurts!
Tony: *stares at dead Tony*
Dead Tony: *runs a hand through * In my head, this went beautifully and smoothly.
Natasha: *sighs* You really are an idiot.
Dead Tony: *takes his wig and photostatic veil off to reveal Steve*
Tony: What is going on here?!
Steve: hamiltrashfan dared me to prank Peter Parker.
Tony: Is this the best prank you could think of?
Natasha: That's what I also told him! Even with the help of the team, this plan totally sucks, as I've said earlier. Even James was disagreeing with this. Isn't that right, baby? *looks at James*
James: *nods*
Steve: I'm sorry, okay?
Peter: But you've gotta admit, I actually fell fo -
Natasha, Steve, and Tony: Shut it, Peter. *argue*
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